Celtic Heroes

But I don't give a crap about how you're my warrior guru.

So I throw a tomahawk and it wedges in Criminal's 4hed.

I am now the king of the hill.

As ur warrior guru ur tomahawk doesnt affect me. I come to u and pull u off the hill from ur ear. Im now the king of the hill.

*go infernape, I choose you!*

*infernape uses flare blitz*

*it is super effective!*

*Foe criminal has fainted*

*curry is now the king of the hill*

i toss out a mudkip and whoop infernapes azz
im now king of the hill.

At the last moments of the battle, infernape stands up and activates it's special ability. It looks enraged, as if it's about to wrek little mudkip. In an instant, infernape uses mach punch and knocks mudkip out cold! Curry is the king of the hill.

hogana quickly uses revive and mudkip for some reason evolves to raquazia. Raquazia (or however you spell it) blasts infernape and curry to oblivion. hogana is king of the hill

You and your whatever it is turn out to be sitting on the hill containing the tomb of Emperor Qing Shi Huan, which contains high amounts of mercury in an attempt to grant the emperor eternal life. (Needless to say, it failed) As a result, you both die painfully.

I put a cookie clicker station right in front of the hill and then sit on the hill. Nobody cares about the hill when there's cookie clicker!

Your cookie clicker breaks and an angry mob throws you into an airless cell where you suffocate and die.

^Why do u never claim the hill? It makes it so easy to become the king of the hill right after u, its like ur in here just to assassinate ppl that are on the hill.