Our undercover reporter has discovered the original patch notes for the Under the Hammer update!
It seems the OTM Public Relations dept felt it needed to be touched up a little before sharing the patch details with the community.
Read the RAW, unedited version below!
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Update Changes
- Auction House
Farcrag Castle now plays host to a fully-fledged Auction House! Heroes will now be able to sell their worthless items to unsuspecting noobs! There is a small, insignificant, minor fee involved. All proceeds will go to the OTM coffee and donut fund.
- Barber Shop
Heroes who fancy a change in appearance can now visit Mairtin Hynd, barber and plastic surgeon extraordinaire, and change everything about their character from their nose to their toes! (except their name and their gender; heroes will need to wait for the next update for that
)!- Curve Update
Thanks to Mairtin Hynd, the long-awaited curve update has arrived! Heroes will notice that their character's curves are more defined and pleasing to the eye!
- The Tavern
The tavern now sells -- wait for it -- drinks!
Strangely, still no washrooms, so please drink responsibly (and exercise good bladder control
). - Bounty Rebalancing
Some of the higher level bounties added in the previous update require you to kill fewer lacerating hounds. In fact, lacerating hounds have been removed altogether.
Well, actually, we just moved them to the castle courtyard (all around the bounty board).
- Spring of Life (Druid Skill)
The Druid skill “Spring of Life” has been updated. It now functions just like the bug (now fixed!) that allowed a fallen hero to switch mounts while dead in order to avoid getting dismounted.
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