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The Dal Riata Enquirer: Dear Abby

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Dear Abby

A Shameful 'Shroom Confession

Dear Abby,

I must share a personal vice that is rather embarrassing. I recently acquired quite a taste for the mushrooms that commonly grow in Shalemont and Stonevale. I am afraid this love for 'shrooms has quickly become a hopeless addiction! I now eat them for breaksfast, lunch, and dinner, and I always keep a sack of them handy for when I start to feel a bit peckish. I suppose my indulgence would not be a problem if it weren't for the horribly bad breath that consuming them causes.
What should I do, Abby? Must I give up my mushrooms or must I give up my friends? I'm not sure I can keep both.

    Sincerely,
    Mushroom Lover
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Re: The Dal Riata Daily News: Dear Abby

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Dear Mushroom Lover,

The mushrooms you speak of have varying effects, some much worse than bad breath. There have even been several cases of serious illness and death that I have heard of.

The only mushrooms I know of which are safe to eat are the blue cave mushrooms found just south of the camp in Fignals Cave. Beware, there are spies which patrol the area, and I've even heard stories about a giant bat which feeds on the unsuspecting.

Oh, please be careful!


Abby

Re: The Dal Riata Daily News: Dear Abby

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Kril wrote:Dal Riata Daily

Dear Abby

A Shameful 'Shroom Confession

Dear Abby,

I must share a personal vice that is rather embarrassing. I recently acquired quite a taste for the mushrooms that commonly grow in Shalemont and Stonevale. I am afraid this love for 'shrooms has quickly become a hopeless addiction! I now eat them for breaksfast, lunch, and dinner, and I always keep a sack of them handy for when I start to feel a bit peckish. I suppose my indulgence would not be a problem if it weren't for the horribly bad breath that consuming them causes.
What should I do, Abby? Must I give up my mushrooms or must I give up my friends? I'm not sure I can keep both.

    Sincerely,
    Mushroom Lover



Princess-Abby wrote:Dear Mushroom Lover,

The mushrooms you speak of have varying effects, some much worse than bad breath. There have even been several cases of serious illness and death that I have heard of.

The only mushrooms I know of which are safe to eat are the blue cave mushrooms found just south of the camp in Fignals Cave. Beware, there are spies which patrol the area, and I've even heard stories about a giant bat which feeds on the unsuspecting.

Oh, please be careful!


Abby




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